Monster Under the Bed in Village Apts.

The quietude and the peace of the mid morning hours in the apartment complexes on campus were disturbed by a thickly built intruder in a ski mask. His heavy footfalls sounded in the still air as he escaped from the site of his crime, the perturbed cries of his victim fading behind him as she ran in an opposing direction.

On April 4, an event set the campus grapevine ablaze. At 7 a.m. that morning, an unknown female student woke up to a nightmare. As her alarm clock sounded throughout her room, she became aware of shufflings under her bed. Soon she was fleeing her apartment in a desperate evasion from the man who had violated the sanctity of her private space.

Campus security responded swiftly, arriving at 7:06 a.m. They scoured the premises, but there was no sign of the man. There was no indication of forced entry into the girl’s room. Nothing appeared to be stolen from her room, and the girl herself was physically unharmed.

“That’s scary,” said Linda Christoffersen, honors administrative officer. “I would feel like I have been violated. It’s a scary thought. When I heard that, I thought ‘Whoa, where are you safe then? That’s your home.’ To get in there and not even realize how long that guy had been under her bed is unbelievable.”

Campus security wasn’t able to reveal if they have any suspects or leads. They couldn’t verify any facts because it is an on-going investigation.

“There’s an active investigation going on between student life, residential life and campus security,” said Ryan Crosswait, a senior management major who also works part-time at the campus security office. “All leads are being investigated in a timely manner, and the issue is still a main concern.”

The campus security office implores anyone with any knowledge of the incident to come forward so that justice can be provided on behalf of the unnamed victim.

All in all, though the general feeling of safety on campus has been somewhat shaken, classes and life have gone on. Gradually over the course of the last two weeks, the incident has been largely put to the back of the student body’s mind.

Student Profile: Joseph Babadi

Photo by Grace Singer

His favorite color is green because he wanted to be the green Power Ranger as a kid. He likes to cook, and he has listened to “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey before every test for the last seven years because the two times that he didn’t he failed miserably. His favorite genre of books, movies and TV shows is comedy.

Joseph Babadi is a junior economics major with a minor in applied mathematics.

“If I’m not laughing, then something is wrong,” he said while discussing his love of the TV show “The Big Bang Theory” and his all time favorite movie, “Billy Madison.”

Amidst all these simple pleasures he manages being president of two different honors organizations: Green Key and the Honors Student Association.

Green Key is an honorary leadership organization. Only the top 1 percent of students on campus who exhibit leadership qualities get inducted into the group. Members vote anonymously on the applicants. The main objective of the group is to facilitate the purchasing of the class gift. They come up with the idea, poll the seniors, fund raise and do the final purchasing. This year’s gift is bench swings in the central courtyard of the apartment area.

As president of the Honors Student Association, Babadi collaborates and plans for the honors freshman orientation and the monthly honors meetings. This year he helped to organize the Honors Summit, an educational event about a country of the HSA’s choice.

“Those are probably the three biggest things that I have done and continue to do,” he said. “I have grown as a leader but also as a person. I’ve had to work on my patience and other characteristics that I wasn’t really used to having.”

Dealing with paperwork has been a challenge for his patience. A particularly frustrating obstacle has been having to fill out paperwork to reserve a room for a meeting only to have a class consistently run over their class time and having to make adjustments.

Babadi says that becoming president of these two organizations wasn’t something he planned on doing; they just kind of happened to him. Once the idea was presented to him he started thinking about the potential of the organizations and how he might push them passed their limits and expand what they each represent and how they effect the JU campus. He particularly takes pleasure in working with the students within the organization. He tries to bring out the voice of the more shy students and help a student who’s stressing to relax somewhat.

The path up to this point for Babadi has not always been clear. When he left high school, he wasn’t even entirely sure he would be getting to college. He didn’t even know JU was here despite having been born and raised in Jacksonville. Babadi wanted to take his football career to the University of Miami. When life took him in a different direction, he ended up here. He continued to play football at JU, but when an injury took him out of the game, he decided to fill up his time with exercises in leadership.

This choice ties in nicely with his chosen career path. Babadi aspires to one day be mayor of Jacksonville.

“I’ve wanted to be mayor of Jacksonville since I was a senior in high school,” Babadi said. “Everyone was saying, ‘I can’t wait to get out of Jacksonville!’ and it made me wonder how they could grow up in such a great city and then just want to leave it. So I thought I should become mayor and make Jacksonville a city where once people come they just don’t want to leave. People just seem to forget the opportunities they have at their disposal here.”

He cited the city slogan from when former Mayor Peyton had just taken office: “The gateway to Florida.” He emphatically stated that he genuinely believes in the truth of that statement. He talked about how as a kid and teenager he was taught by and attended school with the children of public figures from television.

“So, like, there are people that you see on television, but you still know them. The big city with a small town feel pretty much embodies Jacksonville. The way I see Jacksonville is that it’s just a big neighborhood.”

Joseph looks to two people for inspiration: his own father and Albert Einstein. Babadi’s father immigrated to America with little English skills and no family alongside him. He left Iran and came here working two jobs to make a living for himself. With his entire support system overseas, he jumped feet first into the task of building his new life from the ground up.

When Joseph was a little kid, his father used to watch surgery videos with him hoping that the idea of being a doctor would stick. It quickly became apparent that becoming a medical doctor was not in the stars for Joseph, but, not to be deterred, he strives towards achieving his Ph.D. so that he might still achieve the title of doctor even if it isn’t quite what his father had in mind.

Albert Einstein also inspires Babadi because he was a genius who didn’t care what other people thought of him. The crazy hair and mustache don’t exactly detract either.

This summer Babadi looks forward to doing research with a program at the University of Michigan. He hopes that this program might contribute to his ultimate goal of becoming mayor and will continue to lead Green Key and the HSA with pride and joy.

Praise A Plenty for the Chamber Ensembles

Photo by Ninoska Nunez

The air above the audience buzzed with anticipation as the theater waited silent and anxious for the evening of music to begin. The people had come to be dazzled by Jacksonville University’s student chamber ensembles. April 5 saw a crowded Terry Concert Hall.

Three sharply-dressed members of the horn quartet lingered outside the theater with their instrument of choice lovingly encased under each of their arms. Alexandria Thomas, Michael Ryan and Stephen Hanner have each been playing the French horn for nine, nine and 14 years respectively.

When people think of brass instruments, they often overlook the french horn. They may think of trumpets or trombones or even tubas, but the french horn is often under appreciated and unknown outside of the classical music community. Thomas, Ryan and Hanner chose the French horn essentially for that very reason. They all liked its uniqueness.

“It is an instrument with a high learning curve so it is a challenge to play, but once you learn it’s very rewarding,” said Hanner, a music major and fifth-year senior.

The three at first glance appear not to have much in common aside from the instrument they each carried, and indeed they are all unique to each other. Alexandria Thomas is a sophomore music education major with a taste favoring Bach. Michael Ryan is a sophomore finance major who delights in a plucky ragtime song from the early 1900′s called “That’s A Plenty” by Lew Pollack. Stephen Hanner loves the oddball, lesser-known composer Tscherepaine.

“The fact that he’s not an everyday composer is a good thing because you hear things you might otherwise never have heard of before,” he said.

Three different tastes, three different styles, and yet they came together in a small ensemble to make sweet music. Some would say the small ensembles are better than an entire symphony of sound.

“The nice thing about the small ensembles is that it’s a more intimate setting,” said Hanner. “The communication between the different musicians is enhanced to create an over all wonderful experience.”

But there were more than just brass ensembles to enjoy. The string ensembles struck many a poignant chord for some people. Schubert’s Death and the Maiden quartet moved one student in particular very deeply.

“It was the most powerful piece of music that I’ve ever been a part of,” said Joseph Schmidt, a violinist and freshman aviation and music double major. “It was terrifyingly beautiful. Such sound that could come from just four players.”

The evening stretched on with piece after exquisite piece of music. Flutes delightfully twittered and saxophones soulfully rumbled. Violins rich with feeling hummed and cellos smooth and dramatic vibrated throughout the hall. Many-a-face were alight with contented smiles as the audience departed at the end of the program.

“The honors string ensemble was fantastic,” said Zack Wing, a freshman music business major. “I’m always surprised by the talent at this small university; the string ensembles were especially impressive.”

Dating: Not for the Faint Hearted or the Dirty Shoed

The trials and tribulations of dating were hashed out amongst a small group of differently minded people on  March 27. The students, congregated in the Ross Theater, discussed topics such as the characteristics that allow you to let your guard down, the importance of a man’s size, and the best and worst way for a guy to approach you.

Every one there had at least one moment where they felt incited enough to speak up about their view. Some people had many moments. One particular question, whether size really matters, evoked a particularly widespread response. It started off on track; each girl steadfastly stated that she would not break up with a guy over a lacking penis.

One female audience member asserted that it’s performance over size. It was at this point, however, that the discussion quickly devolved into an issue about how much physical appearance really matters.

Ernest Fleming, a junior sports management major, made the broad sweeping generalization that it is easier for white guys to get dates.

He used the example of shoes to illustrate how much harder black guys have to try to get girls to go out with them.

“Why do black guys keep their shoes so clean? That’s why,” he said.

The sound of audience members’ confused mutterings seemed to indicate that they found this example somewhat unfounded.

After this moderately divergent tangent the conversation turned to what turns a lady off. Based on the discussion that ensued it would seem that tunnel vision on sex, unkempt appearance, malodorousness, stupidity and bad teeth will not get you far with a lady.

A ponderous attendee wondered aloud if love could overcome those terms. This idea was quickly squashed with a firm, “No, you gotta go to the dentist.”

The discussion proceeded to highlight how important it is that a guy is able to present his best face and talk to a girl in person. It followed with a vehement statement about how offensive it is when guys try to attract the attention of a female by making noises at her.

“When a guy goes and makes noise at me like no, I’m not an animal,” said sophomore Kristine Brown. “Don’t make noise at me; just come up to me and talk with me.”

The evening of discussion rounded off with humorous recountings of some of the best and worst ways that the girls present had been approached. One girl in particular regaled the crowd with a tale about how her friends and she walked across the street to CVS one night looking for some sundries at 10:30 p.m. A man approached them on a bike, pulled out some money and was in the middle of presenting it to them when they turned tail and ran back on to campus.

It was the perfect light hearted anecdote to round off the evening. Everyone parted in good spirits and went forth with new insight into the tumultuous world of dating.

Science, Philosophy and a Smidgeon of Spunk!

Photo by Austin Weaver

Whether there is one true religion and whether all religions are basically the same: thought provoking questions such as these are posed when Nicole Saunders, a psychology and philosophy double major, hosts philosophy lunches on Wednesdays. Inevitably ensuing discussion which, in its development, brings forth many more questions such as whether a table is less of a table if it is also used as a chair. Debate on these concepts highlighted the discussion Wednesday, March 28.

At first the places at the table remained spotty as there were only four people present. Gradually, however, each seat filled and the table became filled with minds wealthy in spiritual and scientific points to make. The discussion was mostly dominated by campus minister, Sean Froehling; a campus security officer, Dave Gathro; and a sophomore glassblowing and ceramics major, Richard Banach.

At one point, the discussion almost took on the feel of an intervention. Ricky Banach spoke from a unique perspective. After an argument over the individuality of tables and whether it degrades a table to have many uses, Sean Froehling posited that Banach may be in danger of “not seeing things as they are.”

It began with the question of whether we can know the one truth. This developed into an intellectual domino effect of inquiry. The possibility that things may or may not present themselves to people in the same way was followed by the assertion that tables can be the same, but wait….

“By us agreeing on a table, do we some how diminish it’s creativity? You can say it’s a table, but over time it changes. People sit on it and make it a chair,” Banach said.

Froehling rebutted with a counter question.

“The fact that we have multiple uses for it, does that diminish it as itself?” he said.

Eventually the conversation found its way back on track to profound questions of truth, reality, satisfaction and more.

Everyone at the table got a word in edge wise, expressing opinions on religion and its relationship with science. No two opinions were the same.

Froehling and Banach continued their battle of the wits throughout the entire hour. When it turned to a tangent about being able to measure the length of a table with thermometers, Froehling asked Banach to “take responsibility” for what he was “deconstructing.”

All the while Froehling happily proclaimed, with a grin on his face, that he was able to measure the table in thermometers because “That’s creativity!” Before it could devolve anymore Sanders, ever the mediator, stepped in and turned the conversation back to the group as a whole.

Dave Gathro placed the point on the table that we as people are trapped in a world of limitations. Members of the group ran with the idea and returned to the conclusion that since humanity is so limited it has to be willing to make a leap of faith now and again.

The motley crew parted ways on the ever cheerful exclamation of Banach.

“Perfection is boring!”

As the discussion reached its end, many of those involved departed from the room with smiles of epiphany plastered on their faces and a daily dose of profundity on the tips their tongues.

Winn-Dixie Transforms to Bi-Lo

Photo by Grace Singer

Bi-Lo has come to Jacksonville in the form of Winn-Dixie. Winn-Dixie, the well known and somewhat beloved southern supermarket chain, has been bought out for $560 million by Bi-Lo, a supermarket chain from Georgia, Tennessee and the Carolinas.

As a stand alone company, Winn-Dixie ran quite a lucrative business. Located throughout Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana and Mississippi, the company operated 480 stores and 380 pharmacies and provided 46,000 people with jobs. After the merger with Bi-Lo the chain will have a total of 690 stores across eight states and employ 63,000 people.

The effect the company’s growth will have on its customers and the customers’ concerns regarding these changes are contemplated by students. JU freshmen marine science majors Hannah Smith and Lauren Wilson seem nonplussed by this course of action.

“We don’t really care. I mean, we’re from up north. We don’t have Winn-Dixies,” Smith said in agreement with Wilson.

Nonetheless, this change has the potential to affect many thousands of people. Ben Haskew, president of the Greenville Chamber of Commerce, claims that the change should be “seamless” to the customers. Neither of the two chains are changing their store names and none of the stores are closing down, so the widespread patronage of the store should be largely unaffected.

Randall Onstead, president and CEO of Bi-Lo Holding, claims that no Winn-Dixie employees will be replaced by Bi-Lo employees. This statement appears to be somewhat contradicted by the comment of a current Winn-Dixie employee who says that most of the corporate officers have already been replaced. It was unclear if this meant replaced by Bi-Lo employees or if new employees were brought in altogether. Either way it is causing a bit of confusion.

“It won’t affect us at the store level for a bit, but the corporate structure is all jumbled already,” said Winn-Dixie dairy associate Cody McGee.

Moving with Bi-Lo are one hundred new jobs and $93 million in capital expenditures. These expenditures will pay for upgrading technological infrastructure and making changes to the distribution centers. The state of Florida is contributing $1.04 million for training new and existing employees and $3.6 million for the relocation and new equipment costs.

Randall Onstead said that the reason for moving from South Carolina to Florida was for a more central location to the approximate 690 stores. Jacksonville is somewhat of an epicenter of the Winn-Dixie and Bi-Lo franchise. Plus, Florida’s lack of income tax and fewer regulations made up for the fact that South Carolina put more money out on the table.

All in all, most people probably will not feel or even see the effects of this move. Seamless change is what they are aiming for, and if most people hold the same opinion as Wilson and Smith, then seamless change is likely to be the outcome.

A New Attraction at the Zoo: Butterfly Hollow

Photo Courtesy of Sarah Jurkoic

At the Jacksonville Zoo, just past the Asian Bamboo Gardens at the river’s edge there is a winding path weaving around large painted mushrooms and colorful faerie circles. At the end of this path stands a white tent, unimposing and unimpressive at first glance. Once the unsuspecting visitor passes through the thick plastic strips that serve as doors to the tent however, he or she will feel pleasantly transported to a whimsical fantasy world filled with multitudes of butterflies and the incessant soft playing of songs that inspire a fairy tale atmosphere.

Butterfly Hollow opened at the zoo on March 9 and drew in crowds young and old. For two dollars a piece, after admission, visitors flocked to spend as long as they liked basking in the warm sunlight filtering through the screens of the tent. “Saria’s Song,” “Zelda’s Lullaby” and similar songs lend to the wonderfully childish and innocent feeling of the exhibit.

The first thing that strikes the visitor is the utter other-worldliness inside the tent. All around the exhibit is a lush and fresh meadow in bloom, designed to bring automatic smiles to the faces of those who enter.

The next thing one notices is the happy babbling brook that creates a constant merry tittering in the background of the already merry music.

The third striking element of the Butterfly Hollow is just how many butterflies are flapping around and above visitors heads and how many species are represented in the exhibit. There are butterflies of all sizes, shapes and colors. They seem to occupy every space they can. They flutter around the open air, teasing out of eager children’s fingertips. They rest on the ceiling, on the walls, on the plants and on the delightful sculptures that have been carefully designed and constructed for the Hollow.

The faerie-sized houses, over sized mushrooms and pretty flower sculptures are the fourth thing that catches the visitor’s eye. They pepper the ground, jumping out of the bushes and flowers with bright colors and whimsical faerie themes. Rising out of the ground to lend height to the atmosphere are large sculptures. A bottle tree particularly delighted visitors who spoke appreciatively to one another about the exhibit.

Butterfly Hollow is a sanctuary not just of butterflies but of the childlike wonder and joy that can, and usually does, go dormant if it isn’t lost completely in adults. As children run around the dirt paths hoping to entice a butterfly onto their hands, the adults look on breathing in the warm, fresh air and admiring the delicate beauty of the exhibit.

Parents bring their children, artists bring their cameras and every one brings their inner child and sense of wonder to the Hollow. It is difficult to not get caught up in the small haven that the zoo has manufactured. It presents a fantastical little world unto itself.

Skeleton in the Closet

Photo by Ninoska Nunez

The walls of the Phillips Fine Arts building currently display the triumphs and trials of sufferers of eating disorders. In the early evening of Thursday Feb. 23, observers milled around each other and the buffet table to read the poignant tales of the subjects in the photographs at the gallery opening for the show.

Chris Farrell, a junior psychology major, definitely responded to the presence of the stories with each picture.

“The last exhibit is definitely more college level. This one means a little bit more to me,” Farrell said. “It’s more of a living bibliography. The last exhibit had you guessing, but this really puts you more in the shoes of the subjects. It’s more of a personal one-on-one kind of idea. You can sit there and read the story, you feel like you’re with them living through their life.”

Every story was individual and different. They ranged in ages from thirteen to seventy years old. Some had used the eating disorder to cover up childhood trauma. Some needed it as a personal competition to prove that, if nothing else, they at least had this that they succeeded at. Some just felt ugly if they weren’t starving or purging. Some had overcome it through sheer force of will. Some had overcome it for the sake of love. Some had been divinely saved from it.

Whatever the tale, this exhibit was powerful and moving. You could see the love and compassion and care with which the pictures and stories had been put together. There were a few watery eyes in the room as people moved from picture to picture, face to face, person to person and life to life.

In some cases, the exhibit seemed to have startled the words from the onlookers. Some people just silently and contemplatively drifted around the room.

Some people felt very passionate about the subject being highlighted by the exhibit.

“I love the subject matter because it is a serious matter and it shouldn’t be brushed under the rug,” said sophomore S. Bryce. “It’s not ok to want to be like a model.”

Some people were just shocked by what they saw and read.

A common misconception about eating disorders is that the sufferers of it get up everyday and consciously do it to themselves; they could quit any time they decided to get healthy. As a result many people end up blaming the victims and look down on them without the barest amount of sympathy. This exhibit showed that this couldn’t be further from the truth. Anorexia, bulimia and purging are not afflictions that you just wake yourself up from one day when the light of revelation and resolution shines on you. There are often much more deep seated issues at work in the lives of those who starve and purge themselves.

Everyone who visited the building left somewhat more somber than when they walked in and perhaps a bit more enlightened about the psychology behind the disorders.

4th Annual Black History Program

Photo by Kalli Unthank

The anticipatory rumble of chatter from assembled students faded away as Nene Flowers, president of the Black Student Union, took the stage to introduce the first of many acts to come. Throughout the night, about a score of students sang, danced, quoted and otherwise performed all manner of pieces with black heritages and themes for the fourth Annual Black History Program.

“Hate is too great a burden to bear,” said Alexis Jones, a Jacksonville University student. “It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.”

Jones was quoting the late Coretta Scott King on Feb. 23 in the Gooding Auditorium. Technical difficulties stalled the event at first, but the proceedings persevered only half an hour off schedule.

The campus gospel group contributed deep and rich music to the beginning and middle of the program. Seniors Rachel Moore, Anesha Hines, Brittany Carter and Jasmine Clements and sophomore Latonio Nichols sang their hearts out for the assembly.

Ashley Thorns, a fifth-year senior in music business performed a monologue called “Black Power.” The message of it was what black power is in the world. Throughout the monologue, the speaker told the audience all of the things that black power is: “freedom,” “me,” “education,” “you,” “confident,” “we” and “black power is us all.”

Students Evelyn Kenner, Driana Mitchell and Denaya Wilkerson performed a dance piece to a recorded reading of a poetic adaptation of a speech made by Sojourner Truth entitled “Ain’t I a Woman.” It was powerful and moving and the congregated students voiced these sentiments with vigor.

Julius Demps II, Ph.D.,  assistant professor of management in the Davis College of Business, gave a rousing presentation about what he sees on campus and what he believes is expected. He commenced by addressing the students with the question, “What is a civil right?”

One sharply dressed former student, Mike Henzie, said, “I believe a civil right is a right can’t nobody take from you.”

Dr. Demps followed up with some history about black and white men who were most active and influential during times of slavery.

Then he took a turn towards the 21st century and started to describe the kinds of behaviors that he sees nowadays in students on campus. He entreated audience members to put down the phones and eschew Facebook because such practices, in his words, “rob you of your time.”

Then he called out for the students to start wearing appropriate and professional looking attire. According to Dr. Demps, this is the time when students should be recreating their image.

“You are getting ready to stop living for you and start living for your kids,” he said.

Finally, Dr. Demps asserted that education and skills are the only thing that will save African Americans.

The night proceeded with more quotes, an original rap by freshman political science major Angel Buckmire called “Can I Live,” a monologue entitled “Stand” performed by Mike Henzie and finally a solo song, “I Believe in You and Me,” by senior vocal performance major Anesha Hines.

Anesha’s song was meant to have been the last performance of the night; however, Ashley Thorns took the stage one last time. She embraced her friend before turning to address the crowd.

The five man band at the foot of the stage struck up a tune and Ashley began to sing “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. Corey Wilcox provided a dynamite trombone solo to complement her singing.

“I wanted it to be a surprise – a tribute to Whitney,” Ashley said after the program.

As the audience filtered out of the auditorium, the band continued to fill the room with a lively jam session. Quashaun Oliver played keyboard, Darryl Moore played drums, Justin and Gentle Groover played bass guitar and Corey Wilcox played trombone.

The crowd left abuzz with nothing but good words to describe the program.

“I think they did a great job of incorporating historical facts with the present relevancy of those facts,” said Nicole Sanders, a junior psychology and philosophy double major.

“I just really enjoyed the coming together of talent and the lessons that were showcased,” said Ariel Brown, a junior business administration major. “It was a great event.”

Valentine’s Dance Weathers the Love Storm

Photo by Ninoska Nunez

The early evening of Feb. 14 saw an overcast and gloomy river front. Members of the honors program at Jacksonville University had their fingers crossed that the rain would hold off long enough for them to get through the final night of their Italian Summit.

They feverishly arranged their scene: columns to bring a piece of the past to the present, a cardboard gondola, a home-made fountain to create an ambiance and various Italian desserts and coffees to bring a bit of culture to the Dolphin Green from the other side of the pond. If all went according to plan, the evening would be an outlet for students to come out and dance away their stress or frustrations with friends or just spend a nice night out in the open air with a loved one.

The evening started out a little slow. Everyone was not quite comfortable letting loose in front of each other. DJ Mark Whitted played some toe-tapping tunes in hopes of enticing some moves out of the people who came out for the occasion.

After a bit, students got more comfortable mingling with each other. A couple of line dances brought people out on to the dance floor. Twenty to 30 students of all years lined up to dance the Cupid Shuffle, Electric Slide and Macarena. Later in the evening, a competition between a couple of juniors, Joseph Babadi and Eric Smith, president and vice-president of the honors program respectively, broke out. Each tried to prove himself the best at cat-daddy-ing.

By the end of the dance all present were happily engaged in either dance circles or conversations with their friends. Freshman Oyin Hunyinbo from Nigeria impressed and amazed the friends she had come with when she uncharacteristically busted a move off in a corner of the dance floor that she had hoped was inconspicuous.

The night rounded off around 10 p.m. with one last Cupid Shuffle in which everyone participated. It came right on time. With the crowd disappearing into the distance, the clouds started to drizzle on the honor students breaking down their set. The drizzle turned into a light rain and the light rain into a frigid and constant rain. The spirits of those left behind to clean up were not diminished by the weather change.

“I feel gangsta’ yo!” said Emily Sammons, a freshman in the honors program, who throughout the course of the night could be periodically seen swaying and dancing what she dubbed “the gangly white girl dance.”

President and Vice-President Joseph Babadi and Eric Smith were both very satisfied with how the long-awaited evening panned out.

“All the time and effort was worth it,” said Joseph Babadi. “As with most events, things don’t always come out how you see them, but this hit the mark of what we were aiming for.”

“I feel like everyone had a lot better time than I expected,” said Eric Smith. “Everyone dancing the Cupid Shuffle and me teaching people how to dance the cat daddy were highlights for me.”